"…you love Ultron, Tony?”
(They said Avengers 2 will “have ultron” and “Natasha and Clint getting more action”, so these are my natural conclusions of what the movie will be like)
Don’t let your boy get away, that’s why you use restraints. Keep your boy close, that’s why you use your lips.
This is so CUTE
See, bondage doesn’t have to always be this big scary rape play, and in case any of you out there think I’m some sort of monster for treating the embarrassed boys the way I do, here’s a fun kinky moment that I’d love to see more of - submissions welcomed boys! :)
that’s why we have gentle BDSM :D
I hardly reblog gay porn but this is too cute to scroll past.
Freedom is life’s great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart, you will know peace.
A Civil War Hits London, This Shocking One Second a Day Video Shows How it Destroys a Little Girl’s Life
IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU REALIZE THE RELATIONSHIP OF TWO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS OWNS YOUR SOUL AND YOU CAN’T GET YOUR LIFE BACK AND NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE
Look! I fixed it! Let’s hope by the 2250s, this is how men are answering this question.
“Five years in space, isolated on the ship. I just have to ask, Captain, since we’re all wondering. Lieutenant Uhura or Dr. Marcus?”
Kirk frowns at the reporter, blinks against the lights and cameras before rubbing his chin in thought.
“Well,” he hems. “That’s… that’s really a hard question when you think about the two of them. Don’t you think, Commander?”
“I mean, Lieutenant Uhura won the K’Bentayr Award before she was halfway through the Academy and the Koeppel Grant for her work reconstructing lost Vulcan texts, which she did in her free time while serving a tour on the Enterprise’s maiden voyage.”
“Additionally, she received the Robau Memorial Scholarship for her unparalleled proficiency in xenolinguistics and has mastered the majority of languages represented in the Federation,” Spock adds.
“And she’s a fantastic member of our bridge crew, one of the most intelligent and competent people I know,” Kirk continues thoughtfully. “She is smart. Really easy to get along with, never loses her cool, and keeps us all in check.”
Kirk glances over at Spock, who nods in agreement.
“Also, she stabbed a Klingon in the balls with his own knife.”
Spock frowns. “I believe that is classified, sir.”
“Sure it is,” Kirk says with a laugh. “But then, right, on the other hand, Dr. Marcus. I mean, wow. She aced her interview with this guy-“ Kirk hooks his thumb at Spock “-which should be award winning in its own right. And that’s before we even consider her doctorate in advanced weaponry from Oxford, the fact she’s been nominated for the Cochrane Medal of Excellence for her work reconfiguring Earth’s defenses over the last year while the Enterprise was refit, plus the fact she worked for 18 hours on a broken leg the first time I met her. She is really tough and a really wonderful person. We are incredibly thrilled that she’s chosen to join the crew and feel lucky to have the opportunity to call her a shipmate.”
“They are both quite outstanding officers, both excel in their chosen fields and it is, indeed, difficult to compare their qualifications and accomplishments.”
"We’ve worked with the Lieutenant longer, for sure, but are so excited to now have the honor of working with Dr. Marcus as well. How could we really decide?" Kirk grins at the consternated reporter. “Does that answer it?”
“Uh, not… um…”
“Would you prefer to rephrase the question?” Spock asks, stoic and calm as the reporter frowns slightly, laughs awkwardly.
“Ah, no. Thank you both.”
And when we frame all women as being someone’s wife, mother or daughter, what are we teaching young girls?
We are teaching them that in order to have the law on their side, they need to be loved by men. That they need to make themselves attractive and appealing to men in order to be worthy of protection. That their lives and their bodily integrity are valueless except for how they relate to the men they know.
The truth is that I am someone’s wife. I am also someone’s mother. I am someone’s daughter, and someone’s sister. But those are not the things that define me, or make me valuable in this world. Those are not the reasons that I should be able to live a life free from rape, sexual assault or any kind of violent crime.
I have value because I am a person. Full stop. End of argument. This isn’t even a discussion that we should be having.
So please, let’s start teaching that fact to the young women in our lives. Teach them that you love, honour and value them because of who they are. Teach them that they should expect to be treated with integrity because it’s a basic human right. Teach them that they do not deserve to be raped because no one ever, ever, ever deserves to be raped.
Above all, teach them that they are people, too."
Lady Sif or Lola? On Tuesday, you won’t have to choose. #AgentsofSHIELD
wow, did the official Agents of SHIELD tumblr just compare a woman to a car?
BLACKLIST ME BECAUSE I AM A MONSTER WHO ALWAYS FORGETS TO TAG HER SHIT
y-you’ve been okay so far! but sob sob okay I will bUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE TO LINK ME TO GOOD THINGS.
"Man cannot give wild animals freedom, they can only take it away." -Jacques Cousteau
hi! so, new followers: I’m not going to be checking out anyone’s tumblrs until after April 4th, since Savior doesn’t work on individual blogs and I’m trying to avoid being spoiled for Captain America: The Winter Soldier. I’m saving my new follower notifs so that after it’s released I can check everyone out and follow back.
old followers: I’m not unfollowing anyone posting spoilers, but if you’re posting anything beyond the trailers without proper tags, I’m blacklisting your username for now. so if you haven’t seen as many likes/reblogs from me, that’s probably why. again, that will change after the 4th.
edited to add: I HAVE MY OWN USERNAME WHITELISTED SO PLEASE IF YOU WANT ME TO SEE SOMETHING USE IT.
#i want to bully him #i want to make a cruel remark #i want to be mean #there are so many mean things i could say right now #so #many #mean #things #… #his arms in the first one though #they - i - my eyes won’t let them go #arms arms arms #his arms #i just #have you seen his arms #have u heARD THE GOOD NEWS #SEBASTIAN STAN’S ARMS ARE ON SHOW #THE HARLOT (via thewintersoldler)
chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm
…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain. He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.
Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?
oh my god are yall even is this literally happening right now i wrote that comment at like 1AM on a whim
NOW THERES ACTUAL INTELLECTUAL META OVER WHAT IS LITERALLY A VISUAL SEX GAG. WITH PROPER PUNCTUATION AND EVERYTHING
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
yes hello i am here to learn geometries
That crow is more prepared than some of my students.
You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL.
THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM
Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.
Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)
Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
- “Yes, I would go back if they asked me. My stance always is I would love to come back. In fact, they have trashed John so f–king much on that show...”
Imagine your OTP making out passionately on the bed for the first time, only for Person A to fall off the edge of the bed and...